bonniegirl
"And the Lord God took the man and put him into the garden…. To dress it and keep it".
godTHE BLOND AND THE LORD
A blond wanted to go ice fishing. She'd seen many books on
the subject, and finally getting all the necessary tools together, she
headed for the ice.
After positioning her comfortable stool, she started to make a circular
cut in the ice. Suddenly, from the sky, a voice boomed,
'THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE.'
Startled, the blond moved further down the ice, poured a thermos of
cappuccino, and began to cut yet another hole. Again from the
heavens the voice bellowed,
'THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE.'
The blond, now worried, moved away, clear down to the opposite
end of the ice. She set up her stool once more and tried again to cut her hole.
The voice came once more,
'THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE.'
She stopped, looked skyward, and said, 'IS THAT YOU LORD?'
The voice replied,
'NO, THIS IS THE MANAGER OF THE HOCKEY RINK'
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