Out of the Mouth of Babes, An Email.

1. MELANIE (age 5) asked her Granny how old she was. Granny 

replied that she was so old she didn't remember any more. Melanie 

said, "If you don't remember you must look in the back of 

your panties. Mine say five to

 six."

 2. STEVEN (age 3) hugged and kissed his Mom good night. 

"I love you so much that when you die I'm going to bury 

you outside my bedroom window."

 3. BRITTANY (age 4) had an earache and wanted a painkiller. 

She tried in vain to take the lid off the bottle. 

Seeing her frustration, her Mom explained it was a 

childproof cap and she'd have to open it for her.

 Eyes wide with wonder, the little girl asked: 

"How does it know it's me?"

4. DJ (age 4) stepped onto the bathroom scale and asked: 

"How much do I cost?"

 5. MARC (age 4) was engrossed in a young couple that were 

hugging and kissing in a restaurant. Without taking his eyes

 off them, he asked his dad: "Why is he whispering in her mouth?"

 6. CLINTON (age 5) was in his bedroom looking worried. When his

 Mom asked what was troubling him, he replied, "I don't know 

what'll happen with this bed when I get married. How will 

my wife fit in?"

 7. JAMES (age 4) was listening to a Bible story. His dad read: 

"The man named Lot was warned to take his wife and flee out

 of the city but his wife looked back and was turned to salt.

 Concerned, James asked: "What happened to the flea?"

8. TAMMY (age 4) was with her mother when they met an elderly,

 rather wrinkled woman her Mom knew. Tammy looked at her 

for a while and then asked, "Why doesn't your skin fit your face?"

 9. The Sermon one Mom will never forget..."Dear Lord," 

the minister began, with arms extended toward heaven, a 

rapturous look on his upturned face, "Without you, we are

 but dust..." He would have continued but at that

 moment a 4 year old girl, who was listening intently,

 asked her mother, "Mom, what is butt dust?"

 If you have seen this already, I hope you giggled again...I did!